Beam Me Up Bitch

Cannabis Strain by The Bakery Genetics

Introduction
Beam Me Up Bitch from The Bakery Genetics is a balanced indica/sativa hybrid completing in approximately 63 days of flowering — a name that manages to invoke Star Trek's most famous command while adding a distinctly contemporary irreverence, suggesting a variety promising instantaneous, powerful transportation to an altered state. Limited public documentation is available.

Lineage
The Bakery Genetics is an American craft cannabis breeding operation active primarily on Instagram, with a catalogue that leans heavily into confectionery and pop-culture naming themes — the 'bakery' metaphor being common among American craft breeders emphasising sweetness, Cookies-family genetics, and artisanal production values. The balanced indica/sativa classification and 63-day flowering time are standard for American craft hybrid production. Beam Me Up Bitch likely represents a cross within or adjacent to The Bakery Genetics' broader recipe of dessert-adjacent and OG-rooted American genetics, though specific parent strain documentation is not available from publicly accessible sources. The name's tonal blend of sci-fi nostalgia and casual profanity is characteristic of the American craft cannabis naming culture of the 2010s–2020s.

Terpenes
The terpene profile is not documented in available public sources. Given The Bakery Genetics' confectionery branding context, the aromatic character likely leans toward sweet, dessert-adjacent terpene combinations — potentially limonene, linalool, and caryophyllene in proportions that suggest baked goods rather than raw earth or fuel.

Growth
Growth at 63 days in a balanced format is standard for American craft hybrids. Intermediate grower difficulty.

Effects
Limited grower reports available for this rare strain from The Bakery Genetics. The variety is distributed through collector networks rather than commercial retail.

Documentation
Reported effects consistent with balanced indica/sativa hybrids: euphoric, mentally stimulating onset followed by physical relaxation.

⚠️ This information is for educational purposes only and should not be considered medical advice. Cannabis laws vary by jurisdiction; consult local regulations before cultivation or use.

Sources: https://instagram.com/thebakerygenetics